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All right. So. A fun thing to do is to sneak on someone's page and surprise them with a comment full of crack. This started with me spamming my own page with Tobi/Ibiki, because no one else would do it (!), and it just kind of grew from there. I'm posting a few crack ficlets here. If only one person reads these and gets a laugh, it'll be worth it. ^_^

Titles: Revenge is sweet; Girly; Nice, Even; Muffin; and True Love
Characters (in alphabetical order): Baki, Genma, Ibiki, Itachi, Kakashi, Kankurou, Kisame, Suigetsu, Tobi
Rating: Definitely NC-17
Warnings: Where to start... OOCness, anal, inappropriate use of jutsu, poledancing, lapdancing, non-con, awkward patting, situational cockblocking (poor Kisame ^_^), possible very bad humor, use of the phrase "nice, leisurely buttf*ck," body modification (?)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, though Kishimoto might not want them back, now. I also do not own "The Thong Song."


Tobi ripped his mask off with a flourish )

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